A conversation happened, which spawned a hypothetical parody band, dedicated to the English language fundamentals such as grammar and usage. With such an awesome band name, a band had to be formed, according to the Mouse-Cookie Effect. All band members are required to hold doctorates, preferably in a language. TNL's lineup is as follows: Lead vocals: Dr. Em-Dash (Shure Beta 58A) Electric guitar: Dr. Faze (Gibson SG) Keys, backup vox: Dr. Future Cleft (Yamaha P-150) Bass: Dr. Meatwave (Ibanez GSR-200)